bill clinton dies ...

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Tuesday, 26-Apr-2005 6:29:14

 Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity.
They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to
spend all eternity......."

They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides,
"Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it."

The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 26-Apr-2005 9:04:17

Texas did this 1 some time ago pay attention eh?

Post 3 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 26-Apr-2005 11:03:33

lol nice one!

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 26-Apr-2005 11:44:41

again? so easily amused the next time that joke is told it will be via a seance as it will have passed on..

Post 5 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Tuesday, 26-Apr-2005 12:17:00

ah yeh well jokes are repeated sometimes, it happens. at least I don't feel the need to post the same message three times to one topic ...

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 26-Apr-2005 17:39:45

thats a good one.

Post 7 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:17:22

no but you feel the need to be petty childish ignorant and abusive if there is a god may he help your son...

Post 8 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:17:33

no but you feel the need to be petty childish ignorant and abusive if there is a god may he help your son...

Post 9 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:25:25

Abusive, now smashing everything in one's apartment including other people's valuable things, now that is what one would call abusive. God help the children of those types of people.

Post 10 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:28:26

my son is just fine we were dancing to Sacrament of love this morning, after having a splashing time, during his bath...the little bloke never stopped smiling...

Post 11 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:32:53

he'll learn ...

Post 12 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:50:48

to be anything he wants to be and most of all to be a kind considerate and worthwhile member of the human race...

Post 13 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:50:51

to be anything he wants to be and most of all to be a kind considerate and worthwhile member of the human race...

Post 14 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 9:54:15

Indeed, let s hope so.

Post 15 by Freya (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 11:39:47

Dancing already at 9 months, highly unlikely in my experience. Dear me Gobby try to get the facts right...
Oh and while I'm on I don't remember one single occasion when SB was abusive to you as far as I remember it's all been the other way - witness your post today, again mentioning her son when you know absolutely nothing about him. What is your problem?

Post 16 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 27-Apr-2005 19:18:36

Lol, good one.