Category: Joke Board
Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity.
They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to
spend all eternity......."
They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides,
"Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it."
The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."
Texas did this 1 some time ago pay attention eh?
lol nice one!
again? so easily amused the next time that joke is told it will be via a seance as it will have passed on..
ah yeh well jokes are repeated sometimes, it happens. at least I don't feel the need to post the same message three times to one topic ...
thats a good one.
no but you feel the need to be petty childish ignorant and abusive if there is a god may he help your son...
no but you feel the need to be petty childish ignorant and abusive if there is a god may he help your son...
Abusive, now smashing everything in one's apartment including other people's valuable things, now that is what one would call abusive. God help the children of those types of people.
my son is just fine we were dancing to Sacrament of love this morning, after having a splashing time, during his bath...the little bloke never stopped smiling...
he'll learn ...
to be anything he wants to be and most of all to be a kind considerate and worthwhile member of the human race...
to be anything he wants to be and most of all to be a kind considerate and worthwhile member of the human race...
Indeed, let s hope so.
Dancing already at 9 months, highly unlikely in my experience. Dear me Gobby try to get the facts right...
Oh and while I'm on I don't remember one single occasion when SB was abusive to you as far as I remember it's all been the other way - witness your post today, again mentioning her son when you know absolutely nothing about him. What is your problem?
Lol, good one.